Character

__**My Character.**__ I am 31, old, and tired. Tired of people wanting my money, tired of working at a 9-5 pace. Tired of the best trends changing every second, tired of poverty, tired of my nagging aunty in aussie, tired of my boss.. Because of Mr.Know-it-all-Pat Kruumz. I remember when I was TWO minutes late, he nearly fired me. So I got together with my friend, and started nagging about him while they nagged about their bosses.

Dom, my mate from tennis, has a boss from his work. He's a builder. His boss, Mr.Beakly, is really really botz. (That means he thinks he knows it all.) He fired Dom, because he was so depressed about his wife cheating on him, even though she dosen't, and then rehired him because he hated doing Dom's jobs.

So we went around to my bosses house, and broke in. Trying to find some information about him. I brushed my hand over the garage door, and hacked it open with my crowbar. Dom was waiting in the car. As I crept in, I felt something smooth. Oh, kidding, it's the wall. I looked at the floor, and I spotted his phone. Bingo. I shuffled back to the car. "What did you find?" I flash the shiny clean blackberry in his face. Grins filled the car.

We went to Dom's boss' house next. His name is Gefferson Beakley. He was out of sight, into the little flat Gefferson lived in. He came back in a flash, and showed us a handbag belonging to Gefferson's wife. This was brilliant. We were close to getting our bosses to kill eachother. The next day we met up. We were grinning at eachother in silence as we walked past eachother, in the middle of our BKE (bosses kill eachother) procedure. Today was the day, we were gonna finally kill our bosses.

‍ PROCEDURE BKE IN PROGRESS. PHASE 1. Dom sneakily creeps into Pat Kruum's, my boss, house, and slips his phone beside his bed. He rings it, 30 seconds later, and says, in a disguised voice to Pat, he has to kill Oliver Mawkens, or kill his own dog. The night for Pat has just ended. ‍ PROCEDURE BKE IN PROGRESS. PHASE 2. I step up to Oliver Mawkens house, and ring the doorbell. His wife comes out and greets me. I hear some mumbling. Then Oliver comes out. He asks who I am. Then I say calmly, "I am Mr.Kruumz, and me and your wife are having an affair.

TWO YEARS LATER. Mr. Kruums believed Dom, but he killed the wrong Oliver. The Oliver he killed, was a man from Canada. Oliver was sad when he found out about the fake affair, and left to Nibraska. He was never seen again, and Pat was taken to jail. So we were both happy. But I heard that both of them heard it was us trying to get them to kill eachother. So I'm not sure Pat will be happy when he gets out. Which is...today. Karla just gave me a message now. It says Oliver is coming back...today. As me and Dom write this, and I tell him what to write, I hear a gunshot. Dom is covered in blood. Oh-oh.